My Little Phoney Happy Meals: Meet Rarity

Happy Meal Toy

• What is with that unnecessary pink streak in her hair?

• And the pink tail!

• Only 1 diamond on her cutie mark

• Purple eye(s?)

• Only 1 eye?

Cartoon

• 100% purple hair

• Purple tail
• 3 diamonds on cutie mark.

• Blue eyes

• 2 eyes (hey, that rhymes!)

Next: Applejack (tomorrow)

My Little Phoney Happy Meals: Meet Fluttershy!

Happy Meal toy

• Only 1 Butterfly on Cutie Mark

Cartoon

• 3 butterflies on Cutie Mark
Next: Rarity (tommorow!)

My Little Phoney Happy Meals: Meet Cheerilee!

Happy Meal Toy

• Has only 1 flower on her cutie mark

• No smile on flower

• Magenta body

• No streak in hair

Cartoon Version

• Has 3 flowers on her cutie mark
• Smiles on her flowers
• Purple raspberry body
• Light pink streak in hair
Next: Fluttershy (later today).

My Little Pony "Happy" Meals for January 2011: Phase 2

Well, in a few days the My Little Pony Happy Meal thing will commence. Or as it appears, My Little Phoney.

These look a ton like cheap bootlegs/knockoffs, so try to avoid them. Each day for the next eight days, I'll be posting on how they did a different toy wrong.
FIRST: Cheerilee!!! Will be posted later today!

Great Gift For Your Hatred

Check out this new Valentines Day Pinkie Pie! Perfect for that one you hate!

DIE MY LITTLE PONY!

Operation: Invade the Big Screen is A Go!

Avoid the show! If you can't, don't forget a doggy pony bag to puke out rainbows in! Good luck surviving!

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 2 Affirmed?

Please be a rumor...Please be a rumor...Please be a rumor...Please be a rumor...Please be a rumor...PLEASE BE A RUMOR!!!

Badly Painted Pinkie Pie Bubble Blower

Never mine.

You can find this waste of plastic for $3 at Walmart. I don't care, though. Shouldn't we be using these (below) instead???

Treehouse in Canada Airing My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Img source: I Can Has Cheezburger

Yesterday, Canadians were faced to the dreaded MLP cartoon "Friendship is Magic". I have support for Canada. The show will air "three times a week on Wednesdays, Saturdays and Sundays!" The show is scheduled at 6:00pm ET on Wednesdays. But at least it's not airing on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays (for now)! I feel sorry that Canada has to witness this, though.

My Little Pony "Happy" Meals for January 2011: Phase 1

Please kill them. It would really help us. These are expected to appear around January 14th.

My Little Pony Voted Best New Show in 2010! :(

However, it is the second worst new show in 2010 in my book, loosing only to Fish Hooks (a Spongebob ripoff).

Operation: Invade the Big Screen

On January 8-9th, Kidtoons will show Friendship is Magic and another awful show in certain theaters around the US. Here is a poster that my helper Ming Ming found during a stroll. 

Just like the combination of applesauce and gasoline- yuck! A here are some pictures we took from their website so you don't have to! 

FAIL! Isn't it supposed to be "Friendship is Magic?" I'd even prefer it if they called it "Friendship is Useless" or something like that. Anyway, I'm not going. My little brothers want to watch decent movies rather then this filler junk. But if you are forced to come, make sure to bring a paper bag to barf out rainbows in!

Remember: It's today!!